My Stomach Turner

I was told I couldn’t possibly be any kind of mother because there is one thing I cannot stomach.

Some old bitch told me this.

I have to say I was not impressed.

So there is a few things us mothers have to deal with on a daily basis, there is no getting away from it.

Yes, bodily fluids.

There are many types of these vile things, however for the people who have been living under a rock since birth, I will post the more ‘popular’ ones.

First comes wee, pee, piss or urine, whatever you wish to call it it is the most common and frequent one we mothers deal with.

This one I am not adverse too, no this I can take by the bucket load (not in a literal sense)

Next comes poo, poop, crap, shit or faeces, again whatever you call it, at one time or another I have had this somewhere on my person.

Again not fussed by this either!

Next comes snot, bogeys, candles sticks, loogie or mucus, whichever word you use this one is also a big one. Most of my clothes have some form of it on them, whether wet or dry.

This one also does not phase me in the slightest, in-fact getting rid of this, out the nose of a small child, when dry, gives me great satisfaction (my own child, not yours)

Here comes the last one in my list, yup; sick, vom, puke or vomit. The ones is not a frequent as the others put still a biggie.

You guessed it, this one is my downfall, my stomach turner. This one is the one the old bitch criticised me about.

Now I am not talking baby sick, that is fine. I am talking full on bits of pizza, carrot or sweetcorn, the real “hard stuff” kind of puke. This I cannot stomach, I walk into the room and immediately turn around and flee the scene. God bless my husband. I cannot even stand my own!

So my question to you is, do you also have a stomach turner? I can’t be alone can I?

Can I?!

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