My Stomach Turner

I was told I couldn’t possibly be any kind of mother because there is one thing I cannot stomach.

Some old bitch told me this.

I have to say I was not impressed.

So there is a few things us mothers have to deal with on a daily basis, there is no getting away from it.

Yes, bodily fluids.

There are many types of these vile things, however for the people who have been living under a rock since birth, I will post the more ‘popular’ ones.

First comes wee, pee, piss or urine, whatever you wish to call it it is the most common and frequent one we mothers deal with.

This one I am not adverse too, no this I can take by the bucket load (not in a literal sense)

Next comes poo, poop, crap, shit or faeces, again whatever you call it, at one time or another I have had this somewhere on my person.

Again not fussed by this either!

Next comes snot, bogeys, candles sticks, loogie or mucus, whichever word you use this one is also a big one. Most of my clothes have some form of it on them, whether wet or dry.

This one also does not phase me in the slightest, in-fact getting rid of this, out the nose of a small child, when dry, gives me great satisfaction (my own child, not yours)

Here comes the last one in my list, yup; sick, vom, puke or vomit. The ones is not a frequent as the others put still a biggie.

You guessed it, this one is my downfall, my stomach turner. This one is the one the old bitch criticised me about.

Now I am not talking baby sick, that is fine. I am talking full on bits of pizza, carrot or sweetcorn, the real “hard stuff” kind of puke. This I cannot stomach, I walk into the room and immediately turn around and flee the scene. God bless my husband. I cannot even stand my own!

So my question to you is, do you also have a stomach turner? I can’t be alone can I?

Can I?!

My Very Own I Have Never,

So whilst on twitter last night the lovely @donna_trinder tweeted about a blog post she had written on her lovely blog  about 10 things she had never done. It was a really great read. I decided I would steal the idea, with my own weird, over-sharing self, so here it goes:

  • I have never read 50 shades of grey. Yes I know, unheard of, but I found no harm in my socially unacceptable form of erotic fiction.
  • I have never read or seen ANY of the twilight films. Yes I must live under a rock or something.
  • I have never seen Avatar. Stuck under that rock I tell you.
  • I have never been abroad. In-fact I don’t even own a passport, how sad am I?
  • I have never been skiing. Odd one but very true.
  • I have never smoked a cigarette. I know you all think I am lying, but I really have no reason to, I really have not done this, I have such an addictive nature it would not be wise.
  • I have never taken drugs. What am I, Amish?
  • I have never drank tequila. Should I? I’m sure something you drink with lemon and salt cannot be nice.
  • I have never been in a gay bar. I need no words here.
  • I have never followed through. I feel with this one I am far from missing out, cannot be a nice thing to do.
  • I have never had a one nights stand. Nope never, could not imagine ever having the want or need.
  •  I have never had a bikini wax. No I am not a bear, I simply do it myself.
  • I have never been skinny dipping. How ever I would love to do this one.
  • I have never had a spray tan or sunbed. I am a casper, I am afraid this one simply does not interest me.

Well there it is, some facts about what I have never done! I would love to read some of yours, I feel its helps people get to be nosey  know one another. Hope you enjoyed.